First Order of Business

Some of you might be wondering what Liz does when she's sad. I'm going to share my secret with you. My secret is.... goat videos. Seriously. Just try to watch this without busting into uncontrollable giggles. I dare you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpccpglnNf0

Also, I should point out that YouTube knows me frighteningly well. The videos they recommend always involve motorcycles, goats, horses, or popping disgusting skin protuberances. You know... sometimes I'd be okay with technology NOT becoming sentient. I remember watching Terminator and thinking to my young self, "Oh heavens! Wouldn't that be awful? Thank goodness that'll never happen." And here we are. With websites telling me all the things I love before I even remember what it was I felt like watching. That's a hop, skip, and flea-sized jump right to a Will Smith movie where robots are killing us for the greater good of humanity. This is not okay. I'm going to go watch a disgusting popping video to take my mind off of it.

Here I am, world....

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Just writing that title got an awful hand-waving bible-thumpy-type tune stuck in my head, so let's move in. While I'm here at work two hours earlier than I technically needed to be, I figured, why not finally write something on this page? However you may have found your way here, welcome! As it stands now, this blog won't have much of a theme other than spewing forth whatever might be currently percolating in my head at any given moment. What that means is, well... shit might get weird. But while shit might be weird, it will be weird in the most grammatically correct, correctly-spelled ways possible!

So welcome to my head. Feel free to stay a while. You know, once there's stuff for which you might actually want to stay.